Woke up to woodpecker working the roof this morning. I opened the fireplace to warm up the living room. The woodpecker jack hammering roared out of the fireplace. He must be right on the chimney. As soon as the fire got going, the woodpecker took off.
After a quick breakfast and a short walk, Joe Friday announced, “The first part of today’s training will be Total Situational Awareness (TSA). How to be aware of all going on around you while giving your opponent the impression that you are totally UNaware. Roadie, you’ve gotta learn to see with your nose, smell with your feet, and hear with your skin. You get what I mean?”
Roadie looked puzzled, but said, “Yup!”
Friday said, “Now do what I do.”
And so Roadie did. And she did it well.
The TSA training lasted nearly three hours.
Friday gave Roadie the highest score ever given on first time TSA training.
Roadie was pleased.
She was, however, having trouble grasping the concept of under cover names. So, as of today, the Agency has legally changed her name to Roadie.
No more confusion.