I’ve been looking after you all for almost a decade.
Let me show you how I operate. Here’s my indoors hideout.
Here’s my study.
Friday and Roadie help me, ah… , organize my files
I do some of my best work outside
Some of my best ideas come to me out here.
Here is my observation deck. I do much of my coyote monitoring from here.
Most of their activity is concentrated in this back area.
Now let me show you my outdoor hideout.
Make sure Friday and Roadie don’t follow us.
Now walk this way
We have to go under here
The lighting under here is difficult – that works in my favor
So, whaddya think?
The Zen like simplicity suits me. I’m not much into decorating… or cleaning.
But it has it’s charms. Let’s go to the upper deck – my deck.
This is my chair…
Warm weather is coming. Love having these windows open.
I’ve gotta say, of all the places I’ve been with you, this place isn’t bad.
As you can see, I am NOT a pet. I am here on a long term assignment. If I hiss at you, it’s to remind you, it is me taking care of you here… Professional distance and all.
You should know, this new sitter you’ve brought in for Friday and Roadie has passed the first level of background checks. However, I will have to do much deeper review and longer observation before we can give him any meaningful level of security clearance.
Let’s find another pretext to have him “pet sit” for at least a week so I can complete my report.
‘Lucky’ over and out.