I’ve just received a message this morning that changes everything. I have been working deep undercover for INTERPOL. My real name is a secret.
Joe Friday and Billie Gammon have been read in. You are now a part of my team, but your security level is too low for me to tell you the nature of my mission.
From time to time I have ‘borrowed’ items from around the house to carry out my mission.
The other day I took a bottle of wine and some chocolate to win over a critical asset.
It went very well.
I was able to replace the chocolates, but when I tried to slip the wine through the self checkout at Safeway, the clerk came up and demanded photo ID. That did not go well.
It goes without saying how grateful I am for your assistance and discretion.
‘Lucky’ out.